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Pelosium

Scientific Discovery ~  
The densest element in the known Universe
has been found!

 
Pelosium:
 
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet
known to science.
 
The new element has been named Pelosium, which has the chemical symbol of PU.
 
Pelosium
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant  deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. 
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere located in and around Washington, D.C.  This atmospheric phenomenon has also been referred to as “Hope and Change”. These morons then become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
 
Isodopes react positively to illogical statements such as “We have to pass this bill, to find out what is in it”. 
 
This increasing formation of isodopes can only be stopped by a process known as an “election”, which occurs every two years.
 
It’s complicated, but I’ve got my fingers crossed…………………
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  1. Thank you, Star! It’s taken a long time, but the credit goes to you!

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